Bad Back

What sucks about having a bad back is:

Having to wear sensible shoes to work. How can a girl wiggle in flats?

Not being able to swing little girl by her toes;

Skipping yoga and growing an arse the size of a small country - less of a wiggle more of a wobble;

Feeling older than the edifice outside my office – yes I mean St Pauls;

Having to rely on PD physically as well as financially - and not for kicks.

What rocks about having a bad back:

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