What sucks about having a bad back is:
Having to wear sensible shoes to work. How can a girl wiggle in flats?
Not being able to swing little girl by her toes;
Skipping yoga and growing an arse the size of a small country - less of a wiggle more of a wobble;
Feeling older than the edifice outside my office – yes I mean St Pauls;
Having to rely on PD physically as well as financially - and not for kicks.
What rocks about having a bad back: