I was dressed as a petrol pump and kept falling behind because the box that formed my costume was so long I could only shuffle.
(Another note to self: one cannot seek revenge for the embarrassment inflicted by own parents by embarrassing own child, can I?)
This time I'm in The Times alphamummy carnival along with some fantastic blogs. Check it out they really are incredibly good and some are pant-wettingly funny.
(Yet another note to self: Must do more pelvic floor exercises.)