There is something weird in my neighbourhood.
You remember that beautiful, happy, independent angel child I'm always going on about?
Well, in the last 24 hours she has been possessed. Possessed by the spirit of a terrible-twoer. I have had crying for two hours in the night - she has NEVER done that before. And tantrums, gosh she can throw a wobbly.
Tonight, with cornflour in her hair (nursery - don't ask), desperately requiring a bath to wash it out, she cried so hard I thought she'd explode. She was so clingy I ended up getting in the bath with her and then she was happy.
Does anyone have the number for ghost busters? Or a catholic priest?
As much as I admire spirit, I'd quite like to exorcise this one sooner rather than later.