The Proof isn't in the Pudding, it's in the Poo

I never thought there would be a time in my life when poo would be so important to me.

Not only do I change nappies, I check the contents for colour and texture: bright yellow in abundance is good, and green and seedy, while not bad is less good.

Bright yellow means her speedy guzzling is still delivering hind milk, green means she could possibly feed for longer.

Poo is very important, so important I am often to be found writing emails about it.