As a management consultant I am paid to advise clients.
Today, prior to offering quite a maverick but obviously genius (and less work for me) system suggestion, I offered these words to my project manager:
You seem stressed; go home and do unspeakable things to your wife, or failing that get you chain saw out, cut something down and set fire to it.
I won't be expecting an update on that action tomorrow.
Always professional me.
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