Wednesday, 31 March 2010

More Wednesday words

As a management consultant I am paid to advise clients.

Today, prior to offering quite a maverick but obviously genius (and less work for me) system suggestion, I offered these words to my project manager:

You seem stressed; go home and do unspeakable things to your wife, or failing that get you chain saw out, cut something down and set fire to it.

I won't be expecting an update on that action tomorrow.

Always professional me.

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The Dotterel said...

Gotta watch those chainsaws, y'know...

Muddling Along Mummy said...

Or pruning, I always found hacking at bushes & trees very calming

Or just red wine ... in large quantities

Hope that they listened to you