I know, I know, it’s not the right question to ask a boy, but as I am now the heaviest I have ever been it was inevitable I would start to panic.
Yesterday morning it was the sight of my backside in a green woollen dress that caused me angst, and I just had to ask RD the dreaded question: ‘No’ was the response I got as he continued to stare blankly at his laptop.
‘You didn’t look,’ I protested
‘I didn’t need to, I know what your bottom looks like,’ came the reply.
‘But I think it’s grown, look now,’ I said, predictably.
Of course he said no it hasn’t, but he has to say that doesn’t he? And I’m sure my knickers are getting a little snug.